World News for Students of English

24-12-2020 15:00

There is a blonde woman who sits next to a lawyer on a plane. The lawyer asks the blonde if she wants to play a game of intelligence with him.

The blonde doesn’t want to play, so the lawyer says to her, “If I can’t answer your question, I will give you 50 dollars. If you can’t answer my question, you will give me 5 dollars.” The lawyer thinks that he cannot lose and the blonde woman finally accepts his offer.

The lawyer asks first, “What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?”

Without a word the blonde gives him 5 dollars. Then the blonde asks, “What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?”

The lawyer is confused. He thinks for 5 hours, he uses his laptop, he calls his friends, he is unhappy, he is angry, but in the end he doesn’t know and he pays the blonde 50 dollars.

The blonde puts the 50 dollars into her pocket without a word, but the lawyer wants to know, “What is the answer to your question?”

Without a word, the blonde gives him 5 dollars.

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